RANT

Single Life: Opposites Attract…

WTF! As I said to a friend of mine the OTHER day, “They expect us to play by the rules when they don’t play fair” but I was referring to achieve success but damn it it seems to APPLY to everything especially dating. I seemed to attract women with boyfriends and/or cornball exes that still try to throw copious amounts of salt in my game. Valentine’s Day is right around the corner and the only woman that will be on my arm that day will in the form of a TATTOO! But dig… I don’t know what it is or how the universe works but I attract women with significant others and I’m wondering… Am I supposed to be the guy on the side?!

I represent the last of the ALL PRO CANNONS which means if a “challenge” comes my way like a woman in a relationship, I don’t have to think long and hard about my decision. Karma is the ONLY prevailing force in my world and I’d hate to catch that kind of payback when I actually enter into a real, stable relationship again. But the temptations aren’t just a singing group, they’re serious moments where I’m VERY VERY close to playing that Bad Boy role and sliding in for a round of the “Dirty Dozens” if you can understand what I’m saying and if not well I’m talking about getting busy aka throwing down the hammer aka that jungle love aka aww skeet skeet. My conscience switches up by the day but I try to maintain a bit of control but sometimes I just don’t care. If the chemistry is right, I’m there EVERY night. And I know “That’s not right” and “You wouldn’t like it being done to you” and again I agree but I just want to have fun… fun, natural fun…

And the coveted “Ain’t Shit” award goes too…